MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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