She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He passed out mid-signature
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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