Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Shame is for Republicans.
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