i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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