You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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