We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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