Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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