belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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