Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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