I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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