i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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