I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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