If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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