I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
