I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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