ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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