It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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