No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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