Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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