that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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