My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
