what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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