Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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