The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
