i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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