24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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