if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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