I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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