They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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