Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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