I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Randomize
