Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I need to calm my uterus...
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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