It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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