It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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