That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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