She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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