i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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