i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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