I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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