no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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