Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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