I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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