i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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