There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
