About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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