She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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