so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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