this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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