i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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