i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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