check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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