What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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